Personally, if I had $4,000 laying around this Valentine’s Day, I’d go more the Spitzer route than take a trip down to Central bloody America. But I’m a loser. You’re not. Congratulations. Lying a few miles south of Dangriga, you’ll find the Kanantik Reef & Jungle Resort. Hand them $4,185, they’ll hand you 6 nights at their place, roundtrip-air from Belize City to Kanantik’s private airstrip, a bottle of champagne, all meals, three tours, room service and a candlelight dinner on the beach. Good all month. 800-451-4398