22-year-old Taylor-Anne Gallagher, a student in Ipswich, England, asked her boyfriend for a favor while he was in town: to pick her up a pair of leggings.
Her beau proceeded to have a borderline breakdown when he realized how many choices there were.
He texted her, overwhelmed by options: “There’s so many types . . . Why? For what reason?”
He asked mechanical questions: “Do you need ones with zips? Why do some have zips?”
He pleaded for help: “I’m now on the floor in the [fetal] position.”
He felt the time-space continuum tear: “I’ve been in this shop for five days now.”
Luckily, the beleaguered boyfriend made it out alive and well. He even managed to pick up a pair of leggings, Gallagher confirmed in a tweet.
Gallagher didn’t immediately respond to the The Post’s request for comment — presumably, she’s busy lounging in a comfy pair of pants.


