What a loafer!

A ‘kneady’ opossum was spotted living like a king atop a mountain of bread at a Queens bodega.

A keen-eyed shutterbug barely got a rise out of the upper crust marsupial on Saturday — rolling the film as the critter was snoozing alongside a stack of baguettes.

One user, @nastyradishes, said her colleague “Shayne” took the original video but wouldn’t disclose the grocery store’s exact location.

“I know where but i don’t wanna do them dirty like that,” she tweeted.