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Look what I found in Maidstone river πŸ˜‚@Kent_Online@Kent_999spic.twitter.com/uiyCM0zLlB

β€” D D D D Dazie Daz (@Djdaziedaz) January 15, 2017

A blow-up sex doll bobbing around in a river in England rattled passers-by who mistook the doll for a dead woman.

The inflatable brunette β€” topless and with her eyes shut β€” was spotted Sunday floating between boats on the River Medway in Maidstone, Kent, according to reports.

Some witnesses feared the worst at the sight of the sex doll.

β€œSome people out for a ramble saw her first and were about to dial 999 for the Murder Squad,” local resident Tom Maybury, 21, told The Mirror.

β€œShe was floating face-up between a moored boat and the riverbank and looked for all the world like a body. She was dead sexy looking, with a shapely figure and pouting lips,” he said.

Maybury added, β€œShe was life-size and it really looked like a body.”

Twitter user @Djdaziedaz posted a photo of the sex doll to the social media site, saying, β€œLook what I found in Maidstone river.”

The man who posted the photo later told Kent Live, β€œNot a clue where it’s came from β€” obviously from someone having a good night!”

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