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Sneaker-heads just got a new layer for protection.

It’s now possible to wrap your beloved footwear in a slightly nutty safety net: Shoe Condoms.

Firebox, a UK e-tailer that sells “unusual gifts for people with imagination,” is offering them up in sizes medium and large for an affordable $10.99.

They are waterproof, machine washable, dishwasher safe and even come with a resealable pouch to boot.

Therefore, you can get down n’ dirty in the mud during music festival season — or just run around grimy NYC again and again — while keeping your white kicks fresh and clean.

Almost convinced? The product description drives the point home: “You may be keeping your c*** safe, but what about your creps?”

It goes on, “there’s antibiotics for super-gonorrhea but there’s no remedy for getting mud caked into every nook and cranny of your Fila Disruptors. Or worse — try getting those precious Air Max 97s even half as vibrant as they were when fresh outta the box. Impossible.”

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