Just in time for Halloween, a pumpkin with legs is freaking out people in Pennsylvania.

That’s where a deer got a plastic pumpkin stuck on its head and can’t seem to get it off in the woodsy community of South Middleton Township.

“It sounds very far-fetched,” says Elizabeth Laatsch, who snapped a photo of the hooded beast so people would believe her. Authorities are now trying to catch it.

*

Crime doesn’t pay – just ask the robber who made off with some cash and then was struck five times by two vehicles as he tried to make his getaway.

Cops in Milwaukee say the 29-year-old suspect was first struck by his own getaway driver and four more times by another driver who was attempting to stop him. Then, as the crook tried to fire his gun, he shot himself in the leg.

*

Have your life savings ready when you order a Magie Noir cocktail at London’s Umbaba Nightclub – at $590 a pop, it’s the world’s most expensive drink.

The ingredients: Richard Hennessy aged cognac, Dom Perignon vintage champagne, Créme de Mure, fresh imported lemon grass and litchis, and extract of yohimbe bark, an ancient aphrodisiac from West Africa.

To top it off, the concoction is presented in a crystal glass and with a cocktail pin of 24-carat white gold.

Uh, we’ll stick to our $3 Pabst drafts, thank you.

*

A British magazine is under fire for inviting male readers to “win a boob job for your girlfriend.”

Zoo says the $7,000 surgery will “make your lady a more rounded individual,” and includes a “choose your chest” chart, with eight pairs of breasts from an A to a G cup.

Hey, at least they’re being, uh, up front about it.