A California man attached his private parts to a truck and pulled it several yards.

Martial-arts grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng of Freemont said he employed Qi Gong, the ancient Chinese art of movement and breathing, to increase his energy for the pull.

The stunt was filmed for a British TV show called “Penis Envy,” to be aired next year.

Gee, sounds like a ratings grabber.

Macy’s and P.C. Richard aren’t the only places with great holiday bargains – down in South Carolina, the Greenwood Memorial Gardens & Mausoleum is holding a big half-price sale on cemetery plots.

“This is our way of trying to help families out during the holidays,” said manager Gary Blythe said. “A lot of our customers look forward to this time of year.”

Yeah, everybody except those about to be planted.

A French fisherman found drifting in the Caribbean for 20 days in a disabled boat stunned his rescuers with his first words.

“Do you have a chocolate croissant and milk?” the 27-year-old asked as he was pulled to safety in waters near the Dutch Antilles.

Sounds odd, but we guess he wouldn’t have ordered fish.

How do you cure your mom’s weak knees?

Three Korean brothers plan to do it with ginseng, but not the ordinary stuff you’d buy at a vitamin shop.

Last week, they shelled out $120,000 at an auction for six wild ginseng roots, some of them 110 years old, that are said to have extraordinary healing powers.

Hey, we’re, uh, rooting for them.

Weather researchers who collect data from the roofs of buildings in Devon, England, are experiencing fowl play – they’re being attacked by flocks of angry seagulls.

“The big gulls swoop at my head and are backed up by half a dozen others which scream and dive-bomb me,” said worker David Potter.

The problem has gotten so bad that employees must now wear crash helmets.