Rush hour turned into gross-out hour for motorists in Wisconsin.

Drivers hit the brakes when they were confronted with stinking animal carcasses and parts that had been dumped on the Riverview Expressway in Wisconsin Rapids.

A front-end loader was brought in to scrape the pavement clean and “did a really good job,” noted police Lt. Dave Wesener.

Cops are now hunting for the dumper.

Be careful where you watch your porn.

Thomas Godoy, 23, learned that lesson when a woman in the car behind him at a McDonald’s drive-thru in Bryan, Texas, saw a skin flick he was watching on a TV screen in his vehicle.

Offended, she wrote down his plate number and complained to cops, who charged him with obscene display.

Hey guys, count your blessings when your wife just yells at you for coming home tipsy.

Men caught boozing in the Indian village of Japalli now face being slapped – with their wives’ slippers.

A committee of women introduced the punishment in a bid to curb rampant drinking, and now any married man found boozing will be hauled up before village elders, slapped five times with his wife’s leather slippers in front of local residents and fined $115.

Johann Rauber was all rested and relaxed as he returned home from a two-week vacation, until he unlocked the door.

On the couch was the decomposing corpse of a man.

“You always return home expecting to find that something has gone bad – but it’s usually a lump of cheese or slice of bread, not a dead body,” said Rauber, of Muenchenbuchsee, Switzerland. Cops haven’t identified the man or figured out why he was there.

Mick Woods lost his appetite when he opened a package of ham and found dog doo listed among the ingredients.

“Obviously, I haven’t eaten it. It sort of puts you off,” said Woods, 34, of Wakefield, England.

Manufacturer H. R. Hargreaves & Son says an employee listed the poop as a prank. He’s now been fired, and other packages with the offensive words are being recalled.