A new poll has named Psycho Path in Traverse City, Mich., and Divorce Court in Heather Highlands, Pa., the nation’s weirdest street names.

Other winners include: Tennessee’s Farfrompoopen Road, the intersections of Lonesome and Hardup in Albany, Ga., and the corner of Clinton and Fidelity in Houston.

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Two California teens were suspended for bringing “dangerous objects” to school – snowballs.

“The school overdid it . . . It’s snow!” said senior Daniel Zavala, who, along with Michael Sepulveda, was booted from Ramona HS in Riverside.

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A man woke from a coma after his life support was switched off – and gave his daughter away at her wedding 10 days later.

“I didn’t think I would make it – the doctors had given up on me,” said Brian Paolo of Handforth, England, who suffers from emphysema.

“I’ve no immune system and my lungs are badly damaged,” he added.

“But I pulled through with a bit of determination.”

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A British mom is being evicted from her apartment – thanks to Viagra.

Neighbors say Michelle Butterfield, 35, began keeping them awake with her noisy sex sessions after her young boyfriend, Darren Clarke, 25, began taking the sexual-dysfunction drug.

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An English company is using a “ruff” technique to help workers quit smoking.

Instead of going outside and lighting up, employees at Relay Recruitment in Bradford are told to take the firm’s mascot, a cocker spaniel named Rupert, for a walk instead.

The company’s head, Steven Street, said, “He’s an important team member. He also helps lower stress levels.”

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Ready for a little porn with your prescription?

Then head to Rome, where pharmacies last week started selling sex toys next to the cough syrup and toothpaste. The devices, in fact, are classified as “aids” and “health instruments.”

Maybe they’re just trying to keep the customer, uh, satisfied.