He’s 76, but he’s still playing doctor.

Police in Lauderdale Lakes, Fla., busted a man who was going door-to-door offering free breast exams.

At least two women accepted. A third called police after the sicko asked her to remove her clothes and began conducting a genital exam, police said.

Turns out the guy is a shuttle driver for an auto dealership – not a doctor.

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This game had a checkered past.

A woman in Orlando, Fla., was appalled when her 6-year-old grandson opened a kiddie checkers set she had bought him and found an X-rated card inside featuring a nude porn star and some graphic sexual suggestions.

After she complained, the store investigated and found out that the Chinese manufacturer had been wrapping the cloth checkers game board around recycled cardboard.

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A citizen received a letter from her congresswoman – and was shocked to find it ended with an expletive.

U.S. Representative Jo Ann Emerson, a Republican, recently corresponded with a resident of her southeastern Missouri district.

The letter ended with, “I think you’re an a- – hole.”

Emerson said she can’t explain how the offensive language made it into the letter, which otherwise reads like a typical response to a citizen’s question about last year’s testimony of oil executives before the U.S. Senate Commerce Committee.

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A 10-month-old girl has won the national crawling contest in Serbia.

Little Olivera Nedjela crawled 13 feet in 18.6 seconds – way ahead of the runner-up, a boy who took 40 seconds to cross the finish line.

The two left the other crawlers in the dust. Seems they were too busy stopping to pose for photographers who were recording the event.

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It was a grave mistake.

A Norwegian woman was outraged when she received a letter from a funeral home addressed to her next of kin, offering condolences – and a deal on engraving her name on a tombstone.

“I’m alive and kicking,” said the shocked 75-year-old.