That legendary sign overlooking Tinseltown might as well be changed to Hollypoop.

A mysterious woman has been putting down 150 pounds of birdfeed daily, attracting flocks of pigeons whose droppings cover sidewalks, buildings, cars and the Hollywood Freeway.

“You can’t paint over it. You can’t wash it out with a hose because it turns it into a muddy slurry,” griped a local official.

Architect David Hertz will soon be enjoying the life of a jet-setter – he’s building himself a house with a scrapped jumbo jet.

Hertz bought a Boeing 747 for $100,000 and plans to use all 4.5 million parts in turning it into a house in Victorville, Calif.

The jet’s wings will be used in the roof, and its top deck will be converted into a guest house.

Two new toilet blocks are being installed at Brixton jail in south London at the behest of religious leaders.

They told prison officials it was unacceptable for Muslim inmates to face Mecca when they’re sitting on the toilet.

Police in Bogota, Colombia, are recruiting rats – the whiskered, red-eyed kind – to work for them.

They’re training the rodents to sniff out the bombs and landmines left littering the countryside – a result of four decades of war between government and rebel forces.

Croatian postman Franjo Pozgaz is a one-man demolition derby – he’s crashed 33 cars in 23 years.

Pozgaj, 39, of Pokupska Luka, wrecked his father’s car when he was 16 and has had at least one smash-up a year since.

He’s finally figured out how to stop. He’s hanging up his car keys and plans to get around by bike.