Uncle Sam isn’t paying his bills.

The utility company in San Antonio, Texas, says it has sent Fort Sam Houston shutoff notices for delinquent payments and is now warning that it risks losing power if it doesn’t cough up $4.2 million.

“Who would imagine us not paying our bill?” said the commander of the garrison facing a $26 million budget shortfall.

Last week, after a black bear snatched a 50-pound bag of dog food from Rela Foshie’s back porch, she bought another bag and put it inside her house in Chuckey, Tenn.

This week, the bear returned – and let himself in.

“I don’t know how it got the door opened, but it did,” she said.

Two sports fans jailed for life in Bulgaria’s Pazardzhik prison have sewn up their mouths and are refusing to eat unless they are permitted to watch soccer’s World Cup.

The two inmates not only demand TVs in their cells but also unlimited supplies of coffee, tea and cigarettes.

As for their stitched-up mouths, both left a small opening so they could smoke.

A German tourist is making a big stink of having been kicked off a plane in Honolulu after another passenger complained he was too smelly.

Werner Brechfeld, who had spent the day sightseeing in the hot Hawaiian sun before the flight, said he had to wait four hours for another plane and then missed his connection to Germany.

He’s gone to court in Dusseldorf, seeking $2,800 in compensation.

Even the most hardened lawmen in Boise, Idaho, were left shaken by this bizarre and tragic episode.

Cops say Alofa Time severed his wife’s head, placed it in the bed of his pickup truck and intentionally rammed head on into another vehicle.

A woman and her young daughter in that car were killed, and the force of the crash flung the head from the truck.

Charges against Time are pending.

“This so much resembles a bad horror movie that you have a hard time believing it,” said Police Lt. Ron Winegar.