Here’s one for the ‘ex’ files.

Leah and Frank Berlanga have been divorced for two years – but they’re still fighting. Both are running for City Council in Daly City, Calif.

She says he entered the race to intimidate her; he’s not saying anything yet.

Frank was thrown into jail the day after he entered the race – apparently for violating a restraining order she had obtained against him.

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Heavily armed U.S. border guards surrounded Canadian Stanley Smith and accused him of being a potential bomb-maker when he tried to enter the country at the Peace Arch crossing in Blaine, Wash.

Turns out security alarms were set off by radioactive dye injected into Smith for a diagnostic scan following a recent heart attack.

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Talk about a morals clause!

Mexican men who jilt their brides-to-be at the altar could end up in jail.

A new law passed in Nayarit province makes them liable to arrest.

It also gives their forsaken fiancés the right to sue for monetary compensation, for moral damage.

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Now here’s a mammoth undertaking.

Scientists have used sperm extracted from dead mice – stored in a freezer for 15 years – to father healthy offspring via in-vitro fertilization.

They hope to use the same procedure to bring extinct animals back from the dead.

One possibility is injecting frozen mammoth sperm into the eggs of female elephants.

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The martinis aren’t all that’s shaken and stirred on the set of the James Bond flick “Casino Royale” – members of the crew are, too.

They’ve refused to board a stunt jumbo jet in Surrey, England, claiming it’s haunted by the spirit of a woman who died on board.

They say lights and warning systems have come on during filming, even though the 747 has no power. And they insist they’ve seen a woman’s ghost gliding up and down the aisles.

Our advice: “Live and Let Die.”