Mark Giorgio of Palmetto, Fla., jumped 50 feet from a bridge into the Manatee River and then swam 100 yards – for $20.

The bill had blown out of his hand as he walked across the bridge counting his money.

“I got my money back, hell yeah,” said Giorgio, who is homeless and who had recently broken his collarbone.

“Twenty bucks is a lot of money when you’re broke.”

A California man was busted for stealing computers from the courthouse where he was standing trial – for computer theft.

Police said Jon Houston Eipp hid inside the Marin County Courthouse until everyone had gone for the day, and then tried to rip off six computers and monitors by rolling them out in a recycling bin.

When a Rottweiler clamped its jaws on her arm and wouldn’t let go, Danielle Nelson bit back.

The dog had attacked Nelson after she entered a fenced-in area in Tampa, Fla., and started walking to a friend’s home at the rear of the property.

Her pal opened her door and tried to pull Nelson inside, but the dog held on. The friend slammed her door repeatedly on the dog, but its jaws remained locked.

In a desperate bid to break free, the bloodied Nelson bit the dog.

It released its grip and she scrambled inside.

Imagine an entire city getting lost in translation.

That’s what happened to Jerusalem in an English-language version of a sightseeing brochure originally printed in Hebrew.

The published translation proudly exclaimed, “Jerusalem. There is no such city!”

The correct translation: “Jerusalem. There is no city like it!”

A masked man lost his dentures while robbing a home in Corboda, Argentina, and the victim handed them over to police.

Two days later, the homeowner noticed his nephew was missing his teeth.

He contacted police, the dentures were checked out, and the nephew was arrested.