There’ll be no more wet T-shirt contests at the Silhouette Showbar strip club in Coopersburg, Pa. – officials have turned off the water.

Why? It’s simple – the club didn’t pay its $700 H2O bill.

The building housing the controversial club can’t legally be occupied without water.

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The job interviews at the soon-to-open Philadelphia Park Casino in Bensalem, Pa., are more like auditions.

Would-be workers at the all-slots casino say they’ve been asked to dance to “YMCA” or air-guitar to Bon Jovi’s “Living on a Prayer.”

A 60-year-old woman seeking an accounting position was aghast – noting that there were senior citizens and a man with a prosthetic leg among the job applicants.

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When three gunmen held up an adult video store in Stone Mountain, Ga., they had no trouble restraining its two employees.

They just dipped into the store’s stock of sex paraphernalia – and cuffed one worker to a sink with a pair of silver leg irons and bound another with a pair of black fur handcuffs.

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Nicky Heys of Saffron Walden, England, went into labor three months early and delivered a son, who weighed in at just 1 pound, 12 ounces.

“A few hours after the birth, the doctor asked if I had anything to do today,” said Heys. “I said, ‘I’ve got a wedding to go to – mine.’ ”

And she not only made it to the church on time – she danced at the reception afterward. Then she and hubby Neal Agar went to the hospital to be with their newborn boy.

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There’s been a big run on a little-known fish native to India’s southern Tamil Nadu state amid reports it’s a cure for male impotency.

“Fishermen are going all out to catch the ayrai kunch following demand caused by the belief that it’s a cheap replacement for Viagra,” a local reported.

The tiny fish, long considered worthless, is now selling for $2.25 a pound.

It’s not clear how much has to be consumed to be effective.