Here’s a genuinely foul twist on being rear-ended by a bus.

An Ohio family is suing Greyhound over a load of human waste that one of its buses dumped on their SUV while they were traveling on an interstate highway in Toledo.

According to the lawsuit, waste from the bus’ sanitary tank went through the SUV’s open windows and sunroof, drenching the four unlucky occupants and contaminating the inside and outside of their vehicle with its contents.

A couple fed a $10 bill, with a string attached, into the slot of a change machine at a car wash in Winona, Wis., figuring they’d be able to yank it back after they had received their change.

But the machine ate the bill, the string broke, and the would-be scammers were out $10.

Not only that: They were also busted – after they stupidly demanded a refund.

When prisoners return to a Missouri jail that was extensively damaged in a failed breakout attempt, they’ll find a decor reminiscent of their early years – pink with blue teddy-bear accents.

“Basically, if they are going to act like children and commit childish acts, then we’ll make a childish atmosphere,” said the local sheriff.

“How do you feel tough in a pink atmosphere?”

Here’s a stunt that backfired. A British soldier who had just finished a tour of duty in Iraq tried to duplicate a prank from “Jackass: The Movie” and made an ass of himself.

He dropped his trousers, bent down, slipped a powerful “black cat thunderbolt” rocket between his buttocks, and had a friend light it.

The rocket exploded, but the soldier didn’t take off – he landed in the hospital with a scorched colon and other injuries.

A hospital in Kumamoto, Japan, is installing a “stork’s cradle” – where mothers can drop off unwanted babies.

The cradle will be a flap in an outside hospital wall that opens onto a small incubated bed. After an infant is deposited, an alarm will sound to alert hospital staffers.