A Wisconsin man lost a bid to join his high school’s girls’ gymnastics team.

Keith Michael Bukowski filed a lawsuit in 2004, arguing that he should be allowed to try out and compete on the girls’ team because Stevens Point Area HS doesn’t have one for boys.

A state appeals court didn’t buy that argument, but Bukowski, who has since graduated, has been hired as an assistant coach for the girls’ squad.

This Georgia man is a real turkey.

The rage-aholic was arrested on Thanksgiving for trying to shove his estranged wife into an oven in front of their five kids.

Martin Luther Jackson, 31, confronted his wife when she returned with the children.

During their argument, he became violent and tried to stuff her into the oven, but she escaped and went to the police.

Authorities later found Jackson at his mom’s house, hiding under a bed.

A 94-year-old legally blind Washington state woman recently bowled a score of 244.

Ester Medley cannot see straight in front of her, so after she rolls her first ball of a frame, her 86-year-old hubby, Ralph, tells her which pins need to be knocked down for a spare.

Medley’s 244 – which included eight strikes – was the second-highest league score of the year.

A civilian employee at a U.S. Army facility in Maryland is facing 15 years in prison after buying, among other items, 420 golf balls for personal use with military funds.

Douglas Atwell, 51, pleaded guilty to ordering more than $429,500 worth of equipment, including $682.50 worth of balls and myriad items for his home, such as a shed and a computer.

Here’s an airline that’s really trying to squeeze out a profit.

Calculating that it takes a quarter-gallon of fuel to flush a toilet at 30,000 feet, a regional Chinese airline is urging passengers to take care of their bathroom needs before boarding and consuming liquids sparingly until after their flight.