A Wisconsin man suffered privately when he had to be hospitalized with burned genitals after he tried to copy a stunt from “Jackass.”

Jared Anderson, 20, and Randell Peterson, 43, were trying to pull off a caper from the movie where a character sets his genitals on fire with lighter fluid.

Peterson, who allegedly sprayed the lighter fluid on Anderson and lit it, was charged with reckless endangerment in Eau Claire.

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A German man splitting from his wife wanted to make sure he got his share of their summer house – so he chain-sawed it in two.

The 43-year-old mason measured the single-story, 26-foot long home in Sonneberg, then sliced through the wooden roof and walls.

Cops said he picked up his half of the house with a forklift and drove it away.

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A Missouri man sitting in a golf cart found himself fending off a teed-off bobcat, who jumped into the passenger seat in pursuit of a rabbit.

Water plant worker Mitch Walker was inspecting the Cape Rock Water Treatment Plant property when a rabbit hightailed it into his cart – followed by the 25-pound bobcat.

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Walter suffered scratches trying to push the bobcat out, and had to get rabies shots, but was otherwise OK.

An Arizona teen could be toast – he was busted after his condo caught fire while he was allegedly cooking methamphetamine in a toaster oven.

The 19-year-old Chandler man was cooking meth when the bedroom closet caught fire, authorities said.

After failing to douse the flames with water and window cleaner, he headed to Wal-Mart to buy a fire extinguisher.

Meanwhile, the condo’s sprinkler system put out the fire and when the teen got back, firefighters were there.