Cujo lives!

A Pennsylvania mail carrier was trapped inside her car for two hours when two ferocious dogs attacked her vehicle and bit through three tires.

Robin Barton called police but when they arrived, the dogs – Rottweiller-pitbull mixes named Judge and Justice – attacked their car, too.

The dogs’ owner said the pooches were “generally sweethearts,” and blamed the attack on a tire toy they had been given.

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Army Maj. Bobby Toon has been assigned to help rid Fort Benning in Georgia of nearly 6,000 feral pigs that roam freely on the base.

He’s offered a $40 bounty for every pig tail brought in by soldiers and civilian workers.

Some 900 squealers have been killed since July.

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Two Czech parents better hide their car keys after their 5-year-old son took their car for a joyride.

Miroslav Novak plopped pillows on the driver’s seat and went for a one-mile spin before he smashed it into a wall.

He was unhurt, and police say he’s too young to be prosecuted.

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A newborn in India miraculously survived falling through the toilet of a moving train onto the tracks after her unexpected birth.

Toilets in Indian trains are often just holes that dump onto the tracks and when the baby was born 10 weeks early, the mother passed out and the infant dropped through.

When the mother awoke and realized what happened, she alerted train staff, who found the infant alive two hours later.