A Dallas tow-truck driver hastily returned a car after realizing there was a 7-year-old boy asleep in the back seat.

When he got back to where he took the car, Fidel Retana saw the angry parents, so immediately unhooked the vehicle and left, police said. He was later charged with child endangerment, but cops said the rap would likely be dropped.

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Jeremy McIntosh (in mug shot right), who was dressed in drag, got so mad when a lingerie store refused to hire him that he rammed his car into the storefront, Michigan cops say.

Oakland County Undersheriff Michael McCabe said McIntosh was wearing “facial makeup, lipstick, blue Capri pants, red flip-flops, a flowery blouse and a matching flowery bra.”

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A patient discharged from a Colorado hospital stole an ambulance and turned on the siren, leading cops on a 100-mph chase.

Mickey Stevenson Terry, 35, was stopped only when he wrecked the ambulance. He was taken back to the hospital – this time under armed guard.

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Talk about grinning and bearing it.

A retiree in Wales lived in pain for 50 years following a motorcycle crash, only to discover his leg had been broken all along.

Roy Calloway, 70, thought the pain was a side effect of the accident, and used a walking stick to get around.

“The pain had been intolerable for so long it was part of my life,” he said. “I’ve been living in agony for half a century.”

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And God made the beasts of the Earth according to their kinds, and the cattle according to their kinds, and everything that creeps upon the ground according to its kind. And God saw that it was good.

A safari park in Tel Aviv has taken this line from Genesis to heart, feeding the creatures in its care food that’s kosher for Passover – made of matzo meal instead of flour.