Tiger Woods better watch his back.

An 11-year-old boy golfing for only the third time in his life hit a hole in one on a 150-yard, par-3 hole in Bismarck, ND.

Allan Saylor – who says he was just messing around on the course – didn’t seem too impressed by his own feat.

“I asked him if he knew what he did, and he said, ‘Not really,’ ” said a pal.

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Chester Cheetah would not approve.

Minnesota police busted a trio of teens suspected of breaking into a vending machine by following a trail of Cheetos dust back to their home.

When found, the teens were covered in a thin layer of orange dust.

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Since the world is no longer awash in cheap oil, some truckers in Oregon are leaving roads awash in urine.

State officials have reported finding more bottles of pee left by roadsides.

The practice is common among long-haul drivers trying to save time and gas money by not bothering with rest-stop restrooms.

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From the cradle to the grave is taking on a new meaning for this bride and groom.

Kelly Robinson and Dale Wilson, both of England, are set to marry this weekend, 22 years after they were born minutes apart in the same hospital and their mothers recovered in adjacent beds.

They realized their connection only when their moms met and started talking about the birth of their kids.

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Where’s Judge Judy when you need her?

A German jurist had to call a recess because two feuding neighbors were acting like such idiots before her in court that she couldn’t stop laughing.

The two men had launched into calling each other childish names like “smelly bum” and “donkey face,” causing the judge to lose her composure.