A pregnant Wisconsin teen was arrested on charges that she bit off the finger of her ex’s new girlfriend during a brawl.

Shaija Carter, 19, told cops she doesn’t remember chomping on Erica Darboe’s digit, but does recall spitting it out.

A witness said Carter bragged, “I bit the hell out of her finger.”

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A California house burglar rubbed spices over the body of a sleeping man before using an 8-inch-long sausage to slap the face of another snoozing male resident.

Antonio Vasquez fled but was caught in a nearby field after police found his wallet ID in the victims’ Fresno home. The sausage was eaten by a dog after Vasquez tossed it away.

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A Washington state man was sentenced to 12 years in prison after admitting he lured his wife into putting her neck into a noose by telling her he had set up a Halloween haunted house in their garage.

Sean Jennings, 38, who freed his wife after she lost consciousness, told her that hanging was “better than getting a divorce,” cops said.

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A 15-year-old Arkansas boy was knocked unconscious when a fish leaped out of a lake and hit him in the face, breaking his jaw.

Seth Russell suffered the punch from the silver Asian carp while inner-tubing on Lake Chicot.

“He was laughing, and the next thing he remembers, he is waking up in the hospital,” his mom said.

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Prosecutors in Russia want to ban the cartoon “South Park” after getting viewer complaints about the “extremist” show.

” ‘South Park’ is just one of many cartoons that need to be banned from open broadcast . . . as it insults the feelings of religious believers and incites religious and national hatred,” said Konstantin Berndas of the Russian Union of Christian and Evangelical Faith, which had petitioned for the ban.