It’s probably a more interesting message.

A misprint in a New Jersey phonebook has replaced the number for the Sussex County Democratic Committee with a phone sex line.

The phone company says it was an accidental transposing of the last three digits that caused the problem.

No “digital sex” jokes, please.

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Ha, ha, very funny – now get your butt to jail.

Police in Pennsylvania got a 911 call from a young man reporting he’d been shot.

Seven cops rushed to his home in Bethlehem to discovered he’d just smeared ketchup on his shirt, claiming it was all a joke.

Brandon Garced, 19, is charged with raising a false alarm, disorderly conduct and criminal conspiracy.

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If at first you don’t succeed . . .

Oscar Reynolds, 35, who was acquitted last month of robbing a bank in Jonesville, Ark., was arrested this week for robbing the same bank.

In the original case, he was cleared of all charges when employees of the bank could not positively identify him at trial.

Here’s hoping they got a good look at him this time.

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A Swiss restaurant has come up with menu where all its dishes will contain human breast milk.

“We have all been raised on it. Why should we not include it into our diet?” asked owner Hans Locher. “One can cook really delicious things with it.”

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While Serbia may be incapable of extraditing its thuggish citizens to face trial for savagely beating Americans, they can make the world’s largest pair of pants.

A Serbian tailor plans to make a pair of trousers large enough to fit 100 men.

“My plan is that 50 men can fit in each leg of the pants,” said Milorad Birac.

He plans to complete the job in a single day.