He’s finger-licking guilty!

Bernard Wood, 33, was convicted of burglary and grand larceny in Lynchburg, Va., after prosecutors linked him to the crime scene by a greasy fingerprint.

Wood apparently noshed on chicken during the break-in and left his prints on a juice bottle.

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Big wheels kept on turning over an Alabama man – and he lived to tell about it.

Arnold Romine, 61, was lying next to railroad tracks in Huntsville as a train passed over him with barely a scratch.

The conductor blew his horn and hit the brakes, but eight cars still passed over Romine’s head.

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This kid will probably be grounded.

An 11-year-old Fort Pierce, Fla., boy hit his mom in the head with a saw before offering her $5 not to call cops.

It wasn’t enough, because the woman – who suffered a minor laceration – called police and had the boy arrested for aggravated battery.

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The dogs saved from quarterback Michael Vick’s kennel of horrors are getting their own shot at fame – as stars of red wine.

The Vicktory Dogs Wine Collection features portraits of 22 dogs confiscated from Vick now housed in a Utah sanctuary.

“As a signature collection, it’s through the roof,” said Matt Hahn, co-owner of Carivintas Winery, a California company that combines wine sales and philanthropy.

Each bottle includes a portrait of one of the dogs and a brief story about the rescued animal.

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A Brazilian babe backed into a world beauty title.

Melanie Nunez Fronckowiak, 20, won the World’s Most Beautiful Bottom contest by shaking her underwear-clad rear end before a panel of judges in Paris.