She wasn’t loving it.

A Florida man faces a domestic-violence charge for hitting his girlfriend in the face with a McDonald’s cheeseburger.

Amid an argument in his car, the woman tossed his soda out the window.

In response, he slapped her with the burger. They got out in a rage, and he patty-whacked her again.

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Here’s a good example of how to make a bad situation worse.

A motorist who realized he’d been caught by a traffic-enforcement camera in Phoenix began bashing the device with a pickax.

Unfortunately for him, a motorcycle cop was nearby and arrested him.

The camera housing was damaged, but otherwise operable.

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The War on Christmas has gone global.

Secular progressives in the nanny state of England are compelling all store Santas to take a safety course in properly balancing a child on their knee.

The lessons show how to adopt the correct posture so kids reciting their Christmas wishes don’t slide off.

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Someone really ought to get this guy a new publicist.

A 105-year-old Dutch singer being interviewed after allegations surfaced that he had entertained SS concentration-camp guards said Hitler was “a good guy.”

When Johan Heesters’ wife intervened to remind him that Hitler was one of the world’s worst criminals, he said, “I know, doll, but he was nice to me.”

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A bored octopus named Otto at a German aquarium juggled hermit crabs, threw rocks and shorted out the power for the filters in his tank.

“From time to time, he completely rearranges his tank to make it suit his own taste better – much to the distress of his fellow tank inhabitants,” said aquarium director Elfriede Kummer.