A 44-year-old woman is reportedly the first to use the Internet while fast asleep – to invite friends over for drinks and caviar.

The sleep-typist had no idea what she’d done until pals called her the next day to accept her invitation, University of Toledo researchers report in the journal Sleep Medicine.

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But does she change them every 3,000 miles?

An Indiana woman was having engine trouble, so she popped open the hood of her car – and found thousands of walnuts tucked inside.

Hope Wideup, of Demotte, suspects the culprit was a chipmunk.

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A willowy ghost is haunting an old Romanian hotel.

Decked out in a long, white dress, the tall apparition has been photographed and her form printed in the local media.

The 150-year-old hotel is said to house a hidden treasure – which the ghost is protecting.

One teen said he became a believer when he sneaked in with friends one night, and “all of a sudden, we felt cold air, and we saw a white silhouette close to us.”

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Chinese archeologists say they found a tiny Swiss watch buried in a 400-year-old tomb.

Workers near Shangsi said a piece of rock fell off the side of the coffin and hit the ground “with a metallic sound.” After wiping off the soil, they discovered the timepiece, with “Swiss” engraved on the back.

Experts are at a loss, because the tomb had been undisturbed since the Ming Dynasty.

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A Chinese man discovered the dog he had raised since it was a puppy was actually a rare Arctic fox.

The guy figured his all-white pooch was a Pomeranian that happened to be difficult to tame.

He also thought it was weird that the critter couldn’t bark, that its tail kept growing – and that it stank something fierce.

A zoo broke the news.