Hello, Jell-O, goodbye trout.

A researcher says Jell-O could be used to eliminate lake trout in Yellowstone National Park, where they were introduced illegally and threaten native cutthroat trout.

Professor Al Zale, of Montana State University, suggests spreading Jell-O over the fish eggs to smother them.

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A religious woman in Florida claims she was fired from her job because she greeted callers with “Merry Christmas” instead of “Happy Holidays.”

But the vacation rental company in Panama City where she worked said it’s no Scrooge – the woman was just a lousy employee.

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Ah, what one won’t do for love.

A Swedish man suffered serious injuries when he poured gasoline on his arm and set it on fire – all to impress his girlfriend.

To make matters worse, he faces charges of endangering the public.

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Hallmark Cards recalled some 7,000 jumbo snow globes last week because they can act as a magnifying glass to sunlight and cause fires.

There have been two reports of the snow globes igniting nearby materials.

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A British great-grandmother has discovered she has been celebrating her birthday on the wrong day for her entire life – 100 years, to be exact.

Elsie Aslett said it came as a surprise when a pension official noticed a mistake on her birth certificate. It turns out her birthday is Dec. 18, not Dec. 14, as she had believed.

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Call it the Great Wolf of China

A wolf has been captured after wandering too close to China’s famed Great Wall, causing “widespread fear,” a report said.

The wolf is being kept at a nature park and will be released in uninhabited mountains far from the wall.