A teen girl who participated in Daytona, Fla., spring-break contests involving wet T-shirts, bananas and coital positions can’t file suit over photos of her antics posted on the Internet.

She claimed she had been tricked into acting in a “sexually explicit” way.

But a three-judge panel said none of her bawdy acts was truly “explicit.”

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Other things are flaming in San Francisco – portable toilets.

In the last two months, some 18 porta-potties have caught fire at work sites.

A fire department task force is probing the outhouse infernos.

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One West Virginia woman loves her beer more than her boyfriend.

Angela Amodio, 41, allegedly wanted a cold one so badly that she attacked her live-in guy pal when he tried to hide it from her to keep her sober.

She punched him in the face and cut him with a screwdriver.

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A Christian bus driver in England has refused to get behind the wheel of any vehicle with paid pro-atheist ads on the side.

“There’s probably no God,” the ads read. “Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.”

The slogan so outraged driver Ron Heather that he said he would not drive any buses bearing it.

He eventually went back to work after his supervisors let him drive buses without the ad.

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One thing that free national health care doesn’t provide in Australia – civility.

A woman suffering a possible miscarriage in was shocked when an ER doctor declined to treat her and said, “Life’s a bitch.”

He said government rules prohibited him from doing more than waiting to see what happened, then said she should probably just go home and have a glass of wine, “but I know you can’t.”