Talk about a tough decision. Gary Johnson, of Flint, Mich., is being offered a waiver of the nearly $3,800 he owes the state for his baby’s hospital birth – only if he marries the mom.

But Johnson’s girlfriend sees no romance in that.

“I don’t think anybody should tell me when to get married,” said Rebecca Witt. “I would like to have a nice wedding, and I can wait for it.”

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A pregnant Denver woman allegedly stabbed her boyfriend to death after becoming angry that he had done the laundry with a buddy instead of her, and after he had complained about her cooking.

Michelle Martin started “going off” on Michael Thomas’ laundry decision, according to a witness. Cops said Martin got even madder when Thomas returned home and the couple began arguing “over food that Michelle had cooked earlier in the day.”

In the midst of that fight, their roommate heard a thud and, walking into the bathroom, found Thomas on the floor with a knife wound to his stomach.

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A Florida woman used a much blunter weapon to settle a domestic beef when she used a bagel to hit a man on the head.

Cassady Catolico, 28, was busted for the bagel battery on Steven Bunaisky.

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A Chilean designer is catching holy hell for dressing his buxom models like the Virgin Mary.

Ricardo Oyarzun has had phone threats and excrement smeared on his doorstep, but defends the gimmick, saying, “There is no pornography here . . . This is artistic expression.”

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A 45-year-old Japanese mother of two will attempt to win a world boxing title when she fights the female superflyweight champion in Mexico next month.

Kazumi Izaki, one bad mama from Yokohama, said she was “horrified” at punching people when she first put on a pair of gloves in 2001, but has since warmed to the sport.