The hunter became the hunted when a shot deer took its revenge.

After taking two slugs, the animal turned on Randy Goodman, of Sedalia, Mo., knocking him to the ground and pounding him with its hooves.

It then ran off before Goodman killed it with two more shots.

The hunter needed seven stitches to his head.

“It was 15 seconds of hell,” he said.

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He obviously hadn’t read “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.”

A burglar in Newcastle, Australia, who hid under a tin roof when his victims came home, was caught when he passed out and fell through the ceiling.

The crook had spent two hours hiding in the blistering summer heat.

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A pooch who saved the life of a hypothermia victim has been invited to be top dog at her wedding.

Boris the boxer sniffed out a barely alive Zoe Christie during a walk in Devon, England, and pulled his owner over to her rescue.

Now she’s invited him to be guest of honor when she marries in October.

“I would love Boris to be there,” said Christie.

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This baby-faced great-grandfather obviously knows the secret of eternal youth.

John Payne, 73, of Wiltshire, England, was asked to prove he was over 18 when he tried to buy a slingshot, which he wanted to use to launch bait for fishing.

“I said, ‘Do I look 18?’ ” he told the newspaper The Sun.

He obviously did. The shop owner insisted on seeing his driver’s license before making the sale.