Crooks just have a way of making Weird But True’s job too easy.

A would-be burglar climbed through a hole in the roof of an Atlanta liquor store with completely barred windows – and got trapped inside.

The owners found Adam Hardeman the next morning with decks of cards, lighters and a bottle of gin in his pockets.

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Let us bring this motion declaring that those who smelled it dealt it.

The City Council of Medina, Ohio, was forced to take a brief recess after a series of loud farts left members laughing.

“Long after we’re gone, they are still going to be discussing this,” said one member after viewing a video of the meeting that has been making the rounds on the Internet.

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San Francisco officials are planning a crackdown on “flash mobs” after a recent event in which a pillow fight cost the city $20,000 to clean-up the feathers.

“Flash mobs” are a fad in which a group of participants suddenly gather in a public place, do something “ironic” or “artsy” and leave.

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It’s not often that a story involving a drunken driver, a cop in his underwear and a bank president has a happy ending.

The boxer-clad cop ran out of his Racine, Wis., home after hearing a car slam his pickup into a light pole.

He then hopped into Johnson Bank president Dick Hansen’s car and the two gave chase, catching the driver a few blocks away.

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May as well try it for a spin before you buy it.

A Romanian man staged his own funeral while still alive to make sure it was how he would want it.

Marin Voinicu, 73, even had a grave dug and climbed in to see if he liked the location. He even had his relatives wail at his grave.

“I was fully satisfied with my funeral,” he said.