Many think school lunches are no better than garbage, but this is taking it a bit too literally.

A kindergarten teacher in Bridgeport, Conn., was busted for allegedly making a pupil eat his lunch out of the trash after he threw it away untouched.

Anne O’Donnell, 67, is charged with risking injury to a minor.

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Gross-out alert, gross-out alert!

An Apex, NC, couple thought they had been robbed when $400 in cash disappeared from their house. They discovered the truth only when Mom took the dog out for a walk and discovered bits of cash in its poop.

Kelley Davis washed the pieces off, and hopes there is enough of the money left to bring it to the bank.

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It must have been one hell of a night.

An intoxicated Bismarck, ND, man jonesing for fast food was found passed out in his car with the motor running in the drive-through lane.

It wouldn’t have been a major problem if it hadn’t been 10 a.m. and if Chance Standing Crow’s 4-year-old daughter wasn’t in the passenger seat.

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Is that a gun in your Pants, or are you just happy to see me?

An Australian man was arrested in a Brisbane club after stuffing a pistol down his pants and asking two women to feel the “awesome” thing in his trousers.

Funny thing is, it worked for a little while, at least. One woman was so impressed, she climbed up on his lap. Her friend, however, told the bouncer.

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And you thought geese were the problem.

A passenger plane narrowly avoided a catastrophic fate in the Philippines when the pilot aborted a landing after spotting a man giving his girlfriend driving lessons on the runway.

The quick action possibly saved 80 lives. The driver thought all flights for the day were finished.