Some folks in Washington state are flouting the law by buying illicit dishwashing detergent.

Spokane County last year banned many brands of dish suds in favor of environmentally friendly brands. But the eco-soaps don’t work as well.

“Yes, I’m a smuggler,” said Spokane real-estate agent Patti Marcotte, who stocks up on the real stuff over the Idaho border.

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Hasn’t this guy ever heard of subtlety?

A Florida rapper was booed off stage at a fraternity talent show, and apparently didn’t take the rejection well.

He allegedly waited outside the Tampa auditorium, waved a gun at departing audience and got busted on a gun rap.

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A vending machine that bakes fresh pizza in minutes has Italian chefs in a whirl.

The Let’s Pizza machine uses technology developed at the University of Bologna to knead flour and water into dough, spread it with tomato sauce and a choice of topping, and cook it — all in less than three minutes.

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Experts are spooked by the image of a grim-faced person in a high-collared, ruffled shirt peering out a barred window of the ruined 14th-century Tantallon Castle in North Berwick, Scotland.

Dubbed “The Ghost in the Castle,” more than a 250,000 people voted the picture the “most convincing” on the Web site scienceofhauntings.com, which asked for pics of ghosts.

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The landlord of a historic British pub was red with rage when he found someone had painted his traditionally black-and-white pub pink overnight.

No one knows who painted The Prince of Wales in Ledbury.

“I’m annoyed and it’s inconvenient, but they’ve done a proper job,” owner Les Smith said.