This gives a whole new meaning to “dirty sex.”

A Canadian cop in Saanich, BC, heard passionate sounds coming from a Dumpster — and found that a 30-year-old woman and her boyfriend, 28, had turned it into a love nest. The officer ordered the two to put on their clothes and leave.

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It wasn’t the most romantic place for a wedding, but an Illinois couple decided to tie the knot in the place where they first met — a homeless shelter.

Joyce and Joe Reynolds were married in the Springfield mission, where they both volunteer.

Joyce admitted that when she first set eyes on her husband-to-be, she thought he was homeless.

But he set her straight, and they started dating a month later.

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A British couple got married while running the London Marathon.

Rachel Pitt and Garry Keats took a detour 24 miles into the race to jog down the aisle of St. Bride’s Church on Fleet Street — and then finished the final few miles.

Keats had just enough strength left to carry his bride over the finish line.

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Tourism officials in the landlocked Canadian province of Alberta decided what they really needed to attract visitors was a beach. So they commissioned a video showing a boy and girl running through sand dunes.

Only one problem — the beach is in England.

An exec for the British shore community said, “I hope when people in Alberta realize where the beach is, they’ll come to visit.”

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If you can’t be good, we’ll shut off the movie and you won’t get your cookies and milk!

That warning was delivered at a theater in Leicester, England, not to unruly kids, but to senior citizens who came for a special showing of classic films.

They were harassing staffers and pigging out on the complimentary tea and biscuits. Post Wire Services