Now that’s brotherly love!
An Alaskan shoved a cop in order to spend time in the clink with his jailed sibling.
Following a fight in Fairbanks, David Ginnis, 35, asked if he could take a trip to the slammer if he hit one of the officers.
After being warned that it would “not go well,” Ginnis took the plunge and got his wish.
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These guys are the ultimate morons.
A highly ranked University of Oregon Frisbee team was yanked from competition for letting it all hang out on the field.
The pranksters dropped their pants and their drawers during a match, and are now crying foul after the suspension.
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Maybe her brain’s fried.
A Southern California restaurant is the hottest thing north of the border after a cook claims to have seen an image of Our Lady of Guadalupe on the griddle.
More than 100 people have flocked to Las Palmas in Calexico, a tiny town near the Mexican border, to get a glimpse, including a troupe of masked Mexican wrestlers.
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An Australian politician who as a schoolgirl had been ridiculed for her short stature, had her legs broken and stretched to grow a measly three inches, to 5-foot-4.
The once-puny pol, Hajnal Ban, endured nine months of excruciating pain as doctors lengthened her limbs by a millimeter a day after breaking them in four places.
“A lot of young females have insecurities about their weight or their nose; mine was my height,” she said.
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Hey, Dirty Harry, here’s some shampoo.
It seems filthy-rich British royal Prince Harry is just plain filthy, recently admitting to army pals “it’s been two years since I washed my hair.”


