Geezers gone wild!

An 82-year-old Ohio man was busted after punching another elderly man in a road-rage incident, then slugging him again when the victim pointed a pistol at his chest.

Beecher Davis told cops he objected to being twice called an “s.o.b” by 67-year-old Charlie Bruener Sr. after Davis cut off Bruener’s vehicle.

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This school security guard deserves an “F” in common sense.

Cops in Ridgefield, Conn., busted a student and a security guard at a high school after a drug-sniffing dog detected narcotics in their vehicles, police said.

Zeus, the canine, called attention to the car belonging to guard William Schulze, according to cops, who found less than 4 ounces of pot inside.

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Finally! The bottom of this real-estate market.

A two-story farmhouse in northern Virginia can be yours for just $1 — but the land isn’t included in the sale price.

Anyone bidding on the house must come up with a plan to cart it away from the property, which is the future site of an assisted-living facility.

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A Georgia woman was nabbed after she had two men threaten another man into having sex with her.

The victim initially rebuffed Edie Jean Wells’ offer of sex for money, but then did have relations with her after her accomplices went inside his home and threatened him, cops said.

The trio then swiped an ATM card from him, and held him captive for several hours before his paycheck cleared and they were able to withdraw cash from his account.

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A Swedish man’s effort to register the Madonna of Orgasm Church as a faith community has been shot down by a court because of the salacious name.

“The orgasm is God. The orgasm should be worshipped,” said church founder Carlos Bebeacua.