A handcuffed prisoner who got away from cops in Uniontown, Pa., wrecked a truck he stole because he couldn’t steer with his shackles on.

Shaun Rosario escaped from a police car when it pulled over for gas and the officer went to pay.

Cops caught up with Rosario when he crashed.

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If you want a helmet hairdo, this is for you.

A Chicago company has launched a line of shampoo and conditioner called “BLAGO — It’s Bleep’n Golden!”

It’s a nod to weirdly coiffured, ex-Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich, who faces charges of trying to sell President Obama’s former senate seat.

The product name refers to a comment he made about the appointment “being f—in’ golden.”

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Monkey see, monkey do, monkey roll over in his grave.

The distraught owner of a deceased pet simian is suing a Florida pet cemetery because she claims employees there didn’t mow the grass at least once a week.

Janet Steiner, of Melbourne, says she moved her beloved’s remains last year and wants $500 compensation.

The owners of the cemetery counter she’s just an insane nut bag.

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Two Yellowstone National Park employees were canned after committing a national outrage by peeing into the Old Faithful geyser — an act caught on the Web cam that streams video of the landmark’s eruptions.

They were fined and banned from the Wyoming park.

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The recession is keeping more people with bottomless pockets from throwing their money away.

Due to declining demand, the price of Yubari melons in Japan has dipped to a mere $5,200 a pair — down from a record $26,000 last year.