As much as everyone hates the IRS, this is still gross.

An employee at the tax service’s Detroit office had been urinating in a freight elevator for months, causing $4,600 in cleanup costs.

Treasury agents said Michael Hicks did it “because he felt he could get away with it.”

He has been charged with damaging federal property.

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There are so many things wrong with this story.

Police in Tampa, Fla., arrested a man who was so drunk, he allegedly had his 12-year-old son drive home. Unfortunately, the boy crashed into a car being driven by an eight-months pregnant woman.

No one was hurt, but the dad, 32-year-old Adrian Kegler, was charged with culpable negligence with actual injury, as well as child neglect.

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Doe! South Carolina cops responded to a report of an intruder at a business, only to find that a deer had broken through the window and caused thousands of dollars worth of damage.

Officers were able to resolve the situation by opening the door and letting the deer run out.

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The “Manhattan” housing market is so bad, they’re virtually giving houses away.

A church in Manhattan, Kan., owns a six-bedroom house that it’s willing to give to anyone who agrees to move it.

The church needs the space for parking.

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It was worth the weight.

A Jack Russell terrier in England fell into a rabbit hole and was trapped for 25 days — until he lost so much weight, he managed to wriggle free.

Jake’s owners thought he was gone forever until he wandered home, hungry and dehydrated.

“It was touch-and-go for a while, but he’s a fit little dog and he slowly recovered,” said owner Rick Thomas.