Let’s go fission.

A fisherman reeled in a live missile in the Gulf of Mexico, and kept it on his boat for 10 days.

Authorities said the air-to-ground guided missile — which was in a very unstable state — was caught in the waters off Panama City, where the Navy conducts weapons training. It was dismantled by a bomb squad.

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This surfer may ride a wave all the way to jail.

The unidentified man was busted in Southern California, just over the Mexican border, as he paddled about 200 yards off a beach — with 24 pounds of pot in a duffel bag on his board.

He threw the bag into the ocean after Border Patrol agents spotted him, but it washed ashore, still filled with nearly $75,000 worth of marijuana.

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He wanted his team to steal more than bases.

A Little League coach in Washington state has been accused of using some of his players to help in a break-in.

George Spady Jr. allegedly took his son, a nephew and another player from the team with him when he burglarized a store.

He was charged with burglary after one of the kids decided not to play ball and told his stepdad.

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How’s this for a triple play?

A Michigan woman who is one-third of a set of triplets is celebrating the birth of her own three babies.

Amber Ali, 23, said she’s looking forward to playing with them. “It’s going to be fun,” she said.