Thieves in one little Florida town have a thing for women’s wear.

A man was spotted stealing $2,000 worth of bras and panties from an Oviedo, Fla., Victoria’s Secret, just days before a different man went into a Macy’s and stole designer dresses worth $2,600.

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You’re outta here! And you! And you! And you!

An umpire emptied the stands at a high-school baseball game in West Burlington, Iowa, ejecting the crowd of more than 100 boisterous fans.

Umpire Don Briggs said he had no problem with any player, but he give fans the boot for yelling, arguing and berating him.

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A first-year elementary-school teacher in Townsend, Mass., was fired after she was accused of covering students’ mouths with duct tape.

But the teacher claimed she was simply letting the kids play with the brightly colored tape because they were “well behaved.”

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This guy’s got the jaws of, well, Jaws, the steel-toothed James Bond villain.

Except the teeth of the man, who is called just Xiong, aren’t metal.

Cops in Chongqing, China, busted Xiong in a rash of burglaries in which they found metal bars had been chewed clean through.

Xiong, 23, boasted he could chew through steel bars more than a quarter-inch thick.