Hmm, how do they enforce this law?

Brooksville, Fla., has a new dress code that requires city employees to wear underwear.

The City Council passed the law, 4-1, with the only opposition coming from the mayor who said the edict “takes away freedom of choice.”

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It’s an eternal bargain.

An Indianapolis cemetery is offering a two-for-one deal on funeral plots.

General manager Mark McCronklin says its a closeout sale for one section of the cemetery, and is not tied to the recession.

Signs at the cemetery say no one with bad credit will be turned down.

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Members of a South Dakota tribe that fought George Armstrong Custer at Little Big Horn are appalled that McDonald’s has included a figurine of the Army colonel in Happy Meals.

“Custer didn’t just kill Indians or natives, he killed our relatives,” said Paula Long Fox of Rapid City.

The figurine is part of a promotion for the film “Night at the Museum.”

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The motorist bit off a bit more than he could chew.

A road-rage driver in Romania hopped out of his car and bit a pedestrian because the man walked through the crosswalk too slowly.

“He just shouted at me and then grabbed me by the belly with his teeth,” said Mihai Nicoara.

Driver Radu Becali has been charged with assault.