Three Maine lobstermen caught bright-orange lobsters — and they weren’t even cooked!

Experts say the odds of catching even one unusually colored live lobster, which is usually a greenish brown, are roughly one in 2 million.

At least one of them won’t end up in a pot, having been offered to the state aquarium.

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A Chicago man was busted for robbing a bank after he tried to deposit some of the dye-stained cash in another bank.

The man had made off with $5,179, but the cash was ruined when the dye pack that tellers stuffed in the bag exploded.

The idiot now faces federal charges.

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An Englishman has put his father’s ashes up for sale on eBay as revenge for abandoning him and his mother as a child.

The listing reads: “Here are the ashes of my father, Kenneth Ireland, an adulterer who left a wife, two children and just in her pocket. He never paid a penny toward his kids’ upbringing.”

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Dutch police busted two men who robbed a teenager — after the victim spotted a picture of the pair following him on the Web, on Google Street View.

Cops took one look at the two and knew them as troublemaking twins from the town of Groningen.

The pair took $230 and a cellphone after knocking the teen off his bike.