She’s all that — for a bag of chips.

An Oklahoma City hooker offered her services in exchange for a bag of Frito-Lay chips after a john said he had no money.

Unfortunately for them, a police cruiser drove by as they were in flagrante delicto in a car. Lahoma Sue Smith, 36, has several prostitution busts. Police let the man go.

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A thief in Germany got caught when he tired to sell a lawn mower online — to the man from whom he’d stolen it.

“The owner went to inspect the goods and recognized the mower as his own,” a police spokesman in Tuebingen said. “Then he left and told police.”

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It’s better to spot your mistakes early.

A Polish couple in Germany got married and divorced on the same day after discovering they didn’t like each other.

“He said he never wanted to see her again and wanted an immediate annulment, and she said the same thing,” said a police spokesman in Hanover.

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That’s crazier than a wallaby up a gum tree.

The animals, sort of mini-kangaroos, have been getting into the legally grown poppy fields in Tasmania, where they have gotten so high, they have created crop circles by hopping around.

They’re “getting high as a kite and going around in circles,” said Attorney General Lara Giddings. “Then they crash.”