A parolee who robbed a Michigan bank was caught when he tried to hitch a ride from an undercover police detective, cops said.

Mark White flagged down Saginaw Detective Scott Jackson after the bank robbery a few blocks away, cops said.

He was paroled June 16 after serving time for DWI.

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A suburban Philadelphia man wanted, passionately, to stop kids from playing in front of his house.

But when Michael Buck, 27, blared a pornographic soundtrack to repel youngsters from his cul-de-sac, he also ticked off neighbors a block and a half away.

Police busted Buck, who will have to do 20 hours of community service and undergo anger-management counseling.

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The pants were down but so was the size of the crowd at a cheeky Southern California event.

Only 400 people showed up for the annual Moon Over Amtrak fest in Laguna Niguel, where people line up to moon passing trains.

Last year, about 8,000 showed up, forcing deputies to shut it down because of traffic jams and heavy drinking.

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The Amora Sex Academy opened in Berlin, welcoming visitors with the wry slogan: “Finally — an exhibition for those who always have to touch everything.”

More than 50 interactive displays guide visitors through the intimate areas of the male and female bodies.

The show features plastic models, naked in various positions.

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British mom Chantal Marshall has the breast family in all of England.

She and her four daughters claim to have had nine breast-augmentation surgeries between them.

Marshall estimated the boob jobs cost $64,000, helping her daughters — ages 18, 22, 25 and 28 — boast chest sizes ranging from 34DD to 32GG.