Crystal meth is a hell of a drug.

A Prunedale, Calif., man was busted for allegedly getting hopped up on drugs, getting naked and chasing his landlady around his apartment demanding sex.

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Zero tolerance has run amok in Maryland, where a girls-softball coach was canned for serving beer at a party — to adults.

Walkersville HS coach Brad Young served the suds to parents who accompanied their kids to a team party at his home.

He didn’t even bring the beer himself, and no one had more than one or two.

But one parent at the event filed a complaint with the school board, and Young was banned from coaching.

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Vagrant Frank Hatley has earned the title of unluckiest man in America after he was jailed for not paying child support — even though the child in question is not his.

The south Georgia man has two DNA tests showing he is not the father. But a court still ordered the broke and jobless Hatley to keep paying an ex-girlfriend who in 1987 had a kid she falsely claimed was his.

Since his unemployment has run out and he can’t pay, Hatley has been in jail for more than year now.

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Cops in Tennessee have busted a panty bandit.

The skivvies snatcher was found drunkenly walking down a highway with some 40 pairs of stolen women’s underwear stuffed into his unbuttoned jeans.

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Scottish history buffs got their kilts in a bunch after they spotted a family of picnickers spending an afternoon lounging around a hallowed war cemetery.

“The father was leaning against the headstone eating a Scotch egg and smoking a cigarette,” said Alasdair MacNeill, who is the head of a group called A Circle of Gentlemen, which takes care of the Culloden Battlefield.