Why kill a good buzz?

A Grove City, Pa., man was busted twice for drunken driving — in just two hours.

Donny Clark, 31, was first pulled over at 11:30 a.m. but was released to a friend assigned to drive him home. But the pal instead drove Clark back to his car.

Clark was picked up again at 1:30 p.m.

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Thou shalt not steal — or God’s servants on earth will spring into action.

Nuns from a convent in Independence, Mo., chased a gun-toting burglar from the home he was trying to rob.

One of the nuns kept up the pursuit until cops caught up with him.

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Hard to imagine a liquor store would attract such an unsavory clientele.

An outlet in Colorado Springs has seen so much shoplifting that it has banned anyone from entering with any sort of bag — even a purse.

Owner Wayne Harris said he was suffering losses of up to $2,000 a week.

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This little guy is getting a head start on a life of crime.

Police investigating a burglary at a kindergarten in Romania were stunned to find the mastermind was a 5-year-old boy.

Several rooms had been ransacked, but the tip-off was theft of the nursery’s entire collection of toys.

The kid told cops he “missed the toys and couldn’t wait till school starts again.”