Sweet!

New Hampshire bakers cooked up a 1,224-pound vanilla cupcake, now the world’s largest.

The pink-frosted behemoth, packed with 2 million calories, was unveiled Saturday at a classic-car show in Royal Oak, Mich. It was made from 800 eggs and 200 pounds each of flour and sugar.

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A Dutchman and his grandson looking forward to a visit Down Under wound up in Sydney . . . Nova Scotia.

Joannes Rutten, 71, and his 15-year-old grandson, Nick, were hoping to visit family near the Australian city, but the travel agency accidentally booked them for a trip to a Canadian town with the same name.

The airline put them up for the night before they headed to Australia.

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A blundering bank bandit was busted in Alaska after he showed a teller his real ID.

Jarell Arnold, 34, asked to check his account balance, flashed his ID, and then handed over a note demanding cash, police said.

The hapless suspect allegedly made off with $600, but was busted before long.

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With this bottle, I thee wed.

A blitzed Berlin bride spent her wedding night passed out next to a crate of vodka in the back seat of a BMW.

Cops in Cologne said the inebriated 30-year-old, still clad in her wedding dress, remained unconscious even after rescuers smashed the window to free her from the car.