She’s Britney’s bitch now.

A man who dressed his beloved pet Chihuahua in pink was devastated when a man with a Britney Spears tattoo stole the pooch from a party at a Fort Lauderdale gay bar.

Brian Dortort said he let the Spears-loving thief hold his pet, Hudson Hayward Hemingway, for a second, but the man darted off with the dog.

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FedEx employees in Hamilton, Ohio, got the fright of their lives when they opened a box that was moving mysteriously and discovered live boa constrictors inside.

A reptile-rescue group took the snakes for safekeeping.

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Get your butt to Branson, Mo.!

A theater there has been declared the winner of a contest to determine the best bathroom in America.

The facilities at the Shoji Tabuchi theater feature golden chandeliers, antique fixtures, marble fireplaces and a hand-carved mahogany pool table.

The Radio City Music Hall restrooms came in third.

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A Romanian sleepwalker miraculously escaped serious injury after falling 55 feet from a fourth-floor window.

Marius Purcariu was found wrapped in a curtain on the hood of a car below in the town of Arad.

“I remember turning off the TV and going to sleep,” he said. “Then I heard noises, and my wife was calling my name.”