We know it’s easy to hate the weatherman, but this guy needs to relax.

A Burbank, Calif., professor who has been hounding a weatherman for improperly using meteorological terms is facing jail time for harassment.

KNBC-TV’s Fritz Coleman was so taken aback by Melanie Renfrew’s complaints that he told police he feared for his safety.

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This has to be the worst claim to fame ever.

A teen who got stuck in a portable potty at a British rock festival has become an Internet sensation.

More than 14,000 people have joined a Facebook group honoring the girl, who fell headfirst into the bog after dropping her purse down the stink hole.

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This scientific research went up in smoke.

Dutch police had egg on their faces when they mowed down what they thought was an illegal marijuana crop — and it turned out to be part of a scientific study.

At first, police proudly announced they had seized 47,000 plants worth $6.5 million. After destroying half the crop, they were informed it belonged to a respected agricultural college.

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Life is a two-way street in these Paris suburbs — but that’s the problem.

The feuding mayors of neighboring towns have each declared the same street one-way — in opposite directions.

With contradictory road signs in place, police had to station officers to sort out the chaos that ensued.