Who says your sex life deteriorates with age?

Cadavers are spending eternity locked in a loving clinch at an exhibition featuring dead bodies in Germany.

The “Body Worlds” show uses a technique called plastination to preserve the corpses, and places them in positions straight out of the Kama Sutra.

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Big Brother wasn’t watching this.

Nine women told they had won places on a TV reality show were tricked into a Turkish villa, and kept prisoner for two months.

Instead of starring on a “Big Brother”-style program, they were spied on by voyeurs who paid to access an Internet site.

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She must be feeling like garbage.

An elderly British woman accidentally threw her life savings of more than $20,000 in the trash.

The bundle of cash had been kept in a blue plastic bag that the woman tossed out thinking it was waste.

A spokesman for her waste-disposal company said it was buried under hundreds of tons of landfill.

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A Catholic man who prayed for help while stuck in an elevator went straight to church to give thanks after being rescued — and was crushed by a falling altar.

Gunther Link, 45, died under the 860-pound monument in the church in Vienna, Austria